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July 2008


George Bush Clings to Magic to Heal the Country

Recently you probably heard our President tell us he didn’t have the magic wand with which he could simply make high gas prices disappear. 

“I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand — but the president doesn’t have a magic wand. You just can’t say, ‘low gas.'” –George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

Ok does this scare anyone??? Once again, he’s messed up.  He has misplaced the wand that controls gas prices.  No wonder we’re in this mess.  Obviously, the wand has been found and is being used by another.  Someone out there has it and they’re saying “Increasingly higher gas”.

They’re saying “Increase so Americans think $3.00 for a gallon of gas is low.”

They’re controlling our energy crisis. 

All because George Bush lost the wand.  He said it himself, “The President doesn’t have a wand…”

Geeze Louise. 

Who does then??????

No wonder when questioned about $4 gas prices he was unconcerned and hadn’t heard of such.

“Four dollar gas prices??? Where’d you hear that?  I hadn’t heard that one.”

Of course he hadn’t heard that one.  He was wearing his magical ear plugs which filter our reality.  (That and the fact he took comfort in his magic wand.  He knew he controlled what would happen.  At least he did till he lost that wand.)

My plea is to the person who currently has the wand.  Please give it back.

You can take the wand to your local town hall and leave it on the steps.  No questions asked. 

Please.  Just give it back.

Also, please attach a note to the wand written with a sorcerer’s pen which can only be read by the President’s magic eye wear… And the note should read….

“Dear Mr. President,  Here is your wand back.  Please do three things for us…

#1  Say “Low Gas”

#2  Say You’re Sorry for this mess

#3 Please put the wand up so the next President will be able to find it in case of emergency.


Thanks again and Abracadabra!

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